What are some funny and smart quotes?
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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
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Something in my eye got in it. At that time I went riding a motorbike. Completely wearing glasses,...
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According to your profile on here, you have at least a bachelors degree which means you graduated fr...
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Yes actually I was divorced and living alone. My ex and i dressed up regularly. I stated in an earli...
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Here’s a good example of my sister being condescending. My 41 year old daughter is missing and my si...
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My kids once believed in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy. Some believe that the earth is flat and ot...
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🥴😊 Like me? I dont always take into consideration a lot of cockblocking minor details that become...
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Why must ppl always insist on consequences with everything? Why cant there be functioning “addicts”...
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I'm pretty much unembarrassable, especially when it comes to nudity, both literal and metaphorical....
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It’s hard to understand why we need such big brains to accomplish the things we do. Our brains have...
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Islam is definitely a very anti-LGBTQ religion, so why don't liberals ever stage pro-LGBTQ demonstra...
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Are judges being lenient on hard criminals? The world is divided in beliefs, values , ethics and law...